Job Opportunities

 Here at the towns Rainbow Inclusivity Hall we welcome applicants from all backgrounds, left wing middle aged women from the home counties with any hair colour are encouraged to apply for the clerical and managerial positions.

Welsh people are more than welcome to apply for the gardening and cleaning jobs.

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