Events at the Rainbow Inclusivity Hall in May

 We have an exciting range of events lined up for you next month, something to appeal to everyone we like.

May 5

Prof Jim Broadband complaints letter writing workshop, sick of pesky local people with ideas above their station? Fed up with farmers and their smelly animals?

Prof Jim will show you how to complain about them and deal with the blighters.

Kindly sponsored by a grant.

May 16

Sneering for beginners, still not managed to perfect the art of looking through the locals like they're not there on the way to the organic veg shop?

Still not mastered talking about the locals like they're badly educated bigots?

Well help is at hand from Mitchell Hardon who will use his years of arrogance to show you how!

Kindly sponsored by a grant.

May 22 

Farmers Market 

Featuring traditional local vegan world food from all around Surrey, why not try a slice of Lornas delicious gluton free vegan lemon drizel cake, only £8 per slice.

May 30

Welsh identity course, want to blend in with the locals, obviously not, but want to blend in with the incomer set, obvs sweetie!

Our non binary course leader Ross Lumberer BA Hons University of Guildford, will show you be like a proper Welsh person, Ross has for some time written off the locals as not being proper Welsh people and she can guide you through the process she herself perfected on her arrival from Surrey of how to be a proper local.

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